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I thought this was cute.  Hope no one takes it seriously.

PS:  was sent to me by a woman.

 

 

NEW DRUGS FOR WOMEN

 DAMNITOL
 Take 2 and the rest of the world can
go to hell for up to 8 full  hours.

 EMPTYNESTROGEN
 Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of
 how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait till they moved
out.

 ST.MOMMA'S WORT
 Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
 unconscious for up to two days.

 PEPTOBIMBO
 Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before an
 evening out increases breast size, decreases intelligence, and prevents
conception.

 DUMBEROL
 When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
 enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.

 FLIPITOR
 Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
 urge to flip off other drivers.

 MENICILLIN
 Potent anti-boy-otic for older women. Increases resistance to such
 lethal lines as, "You make me want to be a better person."

 BUYAGRA
 Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
 duration, and credit limit of spending spree.

 JACKASSPIRIN
 Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
 anniversary, phone number, or to lift the toilet seat.

 ANTI-TALKSIDENT
 A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators.

 NAGAMENT
 When administered to a boyfriend or husband, provides the same irritation
 level as nagging him.

 Now, send these to any woman who needs a good laugh,
and any man who can handle it.

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